Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a new name for the last decade of insanity — she’s calling it “Woke 1.”
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why the woke era didn’t start with COVID. She explains why the unwokening is a massive retcon, and why AOC is exactly as radical as she’s always been — she just learned to hide it because she’s running for president. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
The normies showed up for everything this summer — and it was exactly what America needed. July 23rd was the biggest travel day in history. Spider-Man broke box office records. Shane Gillis set a Guinness World Record with 73,000 people at a comedy show. Ella Langley beat Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Summer of the Normie, why the Doomers were wrong about everything, and why none of it matters if normies don’t start paying attention to the Democratic Socialists of America quietly winning elections while everyone was tubing down a river. You can’t have a normie America with commies winning elections. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Sophie Cunningham pointed at someone for 22 seconds and became the most talked-about player in the WNBA. Then she said women shouldn’t have to play against biological men — and people decided she should die.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down how a finger point turned into a culture war, why the WNBA is the last place woke is still fully alive, and why women defending men in women’s sports might be the dumbest thing she’s ever seen. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Following the release of his COVID diary, Anthony Fauci pled the fifth 111 times before Congress. Bridget Phetasy breaks down what Fauci wrote privately versus what he said publicly, what he knew, when he knew it, and why the damage he did to this country — and to our trust in every institution — is completely irreversible. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Bridget Phetasy went and saw Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey this weekend and has a confession to make — she loved it. Zero pee breaks in a nearly three-hour movie. That’s the highest rating she can give.
She breaks down why the culture war around the casting is an idiotic hill to die on, and why the actual controversy nobody’s talking about is 70mm IMAX privilege. That’s what’s really pissing off the white dudes. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Bill Maher said he might vote for J.D. Vance. Van Jones told his own party to stop pooping in the punch bowl. And Hasan Piker showed up to the College Democrats convention dressed as Mao.
The Left has lost its mind and old school liberals are finally speaking out. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the DSA takeover of the Democratic Party, why there’s no such thing as too far left in America, and why the capitalists funding island bunkers instead of pro-America media are going to regret it.
Also: A plea to David Ellison, one hundred million dollars, and a yacht for every pleb. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Bridget Phetasy is back in Los Angeles and the decline is noticeable.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Decline is a choice. Here’s Phetasy with her new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Bridget Phetasy does an Ask Me Anything giving details on how Dumpster Fire is made, what her actual day looks like, why she threatens to quit every quarter, what prevents her from doing so, and more! here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey hasn’t even come out yet and it’s already the most disliked Hollywood trailer since Snow White.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the casting controversy, why Elon rage-tweeting about a movie he hasn’t seen is just as annoying as woke casting, and why the script is a downstream effect of the collapsing literacy rates of our youth. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
The US men’s soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium 4-1, and America responded by immediately going back to not caring about soccer.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Balogun red card, President Donald Trump calling the president of FIFA, and all the reasons why America will truly never care about soccer the way the rest of the world does.
Also: Two Russians illegally climbed the Empire State Building, got engaged at the top, and got arrested on the way down. She was raised in the circus. Obviously. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
