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I’m Back, Bitches!

Kamala Harris Wants Another Shot and It’s EMBARRASSING 💀

Kamala Harris is back — not officially, but back. She’s doing the media rounds, her superfans are pumping out AI campaign ads, and the word “2028” is starting to get thrown around. SugarTits and I could not be happier, because the last time Kamala Harris ran against Donald Trump it produced some of the funniest political content in living memory, and we’re here for the sequel.

We revisit the greatest hits of the 107-day campaign — the coconut tree, the electric school buses, “unburdened by what has been,” the wine-drunk speech energy, and the Biden debate meltdown that got the baton passed to her in the first place. Then we dig into her recent Don Lemon interview, where she was asked a direct question and produced 1,512 characters of pure waffle that said absolutely nothing. We ran it through Claude to see if it could translate; the verdict was “stop talking, start doing,” and even the AI clocked it was 200 characters of content wrapped in 1,500 characters of packaging.

Then it’s on to the AI campaign ads from her fan accounts — the corporate-stock-footage “we rise together” masterpieces that say nothing at all, the “American Psycho would’ve been a better candidate” energy, and a nostalgic look back at the all-time-great “be a man, vote for a woman” ad from last cycle, complete with the immortal Steve Shives inserts.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Extremism On The Rise

America is at a crossroads. with extremism gaining popularity on both the Right and Left, the 2028 presidential election could be terrifying.

So what can we do to prevent this future?

Glenn Beck speaks with Tangle editor-at-large Kmele Foster about this, as well as other issues in the news including Kanye West and the struggle between collectivism and individuality.

Did Trump Just Choose Rubio?

President Donald Trump made a move this week that Glenn Beck believes reveals how he will choose his successor.

Will it be JD Vance? Marco Rubio? Trump has just set the stage…Here’s more from Glenn Beck.

Least Likely To Succeed

Hasn’t been a particularly great week for Republicans… or has it?

Scott Ott brings happy news that the Left seems to have learned exactly what they need to do in order to NOT win in 2028. Here’s more in a new edition of The Right Angle. Ott is flanked by the steady Steve Green and witty Bill Whittle.

Americans Are Not The Enemy

Why was January 6,2021 such a colossal failure? Because House Speaker Nancy Pelosi assembled a squad of goons to treat everyday Americans like enemies.

With  one notable exception, these Americans were not mowed down in cold blood. But they were funneled into a trap. The day’s events were scripted to paint them as mortal foes, not simply disgruntled citizens exercising their constitutional rights. Sure, a couple of them pilfered Pelosi’s trinkets and baubles. But this came after they had been herded into a pack by crooked law enforcement authorities, joined by a team of 15 or so Ukraine provocateurs, specifically imported into the country by Pelosi.

So who is really the villain in such a scenario? Citizen journalist George Webb lays out of the broader portrait of what happened that fateful day. It’s so long ago, much has been forgotten. But now that a U.S. Capitol police officer Shauni Rae Kerkhoff has been identified as the alleged  pipe bomber, it’s the right time to take a second look at other members of her team. Among them: The rabble rouser Joe Biggs, trying to touch off an open rebellion. The media called him a member of the Proud Boys. In fact, he was an FBI informant.

Webb fears authorities have more lethal plans for the upcoming 2028 presidential election. He cites the emergence of a new breed of political assassins and snipers, trained in Ukraine on the front lines of its war with Russia. After all, we have now had three major assassination attempts in the United States over the past two years, and every one of them involved Ukraine-trained snipers. Thomas Crooks, Ryan Routh and Tyler Robinson all had experience on the Russian front. None of them vanished on sabbaticals, or played tiddly winks in Greenland.

Israel Love Clash!

It’s 2028, and the presidential race is in full swing. Who will pledge their allegiance to the Promised Land and win the Great Israel Love-Off?

Watch the J.D. Vamce lookalike and his Democratic opponent agree to disagree. Here’s more from Mischa Paullin.

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