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Ask Me Anything You Want

Bridget Phetasy does an Ask Me Anything giving details on how Dumpster Fire is made, what her actual day looks like, why she threatens to quit every quarter, what prevents her from doing so, and more! here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Everyone Hates It But Me

Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey hasn’t even come out yet and it’s already the most disliked Hollywood trailer since Snow White.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the casting controversy, why Elon rage-tweeting about a movie he hasn’t seen is just as annoying as woke casting, and why the script is a downstream effect of the collapsing literacy rates of our youth. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Back To Ignoring Soccer

The US men’s soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium 4-1, and America responded by immediately going back to not caring about soccer.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Balogun red card, President Donald Trump calling the president of FIFA, and all the reasons why America will truly never care about soccer the way the rest of the world does.

Also: Two Russians illegally climbed the Empire State Building, got engaged at the top, and got arrested on the way down. She was raised in the circus. Obviously. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

The Great American Sleepover

World Cup fans came to America expecting the worst and left obsessed with free refills, ranch dressing, and Buc-ee’s.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Great American Sleepover, how we’re basically thirsty thots on Instagram excited that everyone thinks we’re pretty, why Europeans are treating gas stations like religious pilgrimages, and why America now deserves Greenland.

Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s twice-weekly series The Dumpster Fire.

Men Are Back!

Trump hosted UFC fights on the South Lawn of the White House and men are back! Blue Angels, Thunderbirds, a bald eagle, fireworks, and a 6-1 underdog who emerged victorious.

Bridget Phetasy draws a straight line from the 2016 pussy hat marches to UFC on the White House lawn, and what this means for the country. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

California’s Legal Election Fraud

In California you don’t need an ID to vote. Ballot harvesting is completely legal. And ballots signed with a smiley face might be counted as valid.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down how the Los Angeles mayor’s race went sideways.  She explains why Spencer Pratt went from second place to out, and why none of this is a conspiracy theory. It’s just what happens when you make the sketchiest possible voting practices legal and then dare anyone to question it. There’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Is Woke Making A Comeback?

America is turning 250 and the birthday party is already a mess — every artist booked for the Freedom 250 celebration dropped out, but don’t worry, Vanilla Ice to the rescue.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down what the collapse says about the “vibe shift,” why woke is crawling out of hibernation, and why normie Americans still don’t want to be lectured – by anyone.

Also: Democrat Graham Platner’s never-ending scandals, UFC fights on the White House lawn during Pride Month, and the Donald Trump buffalo in Bangladesh who is apparently Bridget’s spirit animal. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

It Wasn’t Israel’s Fault

Thomas Massie lost his Kentucky primary by 10 points and immediately blamed Israel. Bridget’s not buying it.

She breaks down why Massie lost his own constituents, why Israel derangement syndrome is the new woke, and why the anti-woke comedians who’ve gone down this road are starting to sound exactly like the people they used to make fun of.

Also: Trump trolling the right by saying he’ll run for prime minister of Israel. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up

Twitch streamer and communist LARPer Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed by the US Treasury over his Cuba trip — and instead of lawyering up, he immediately went on a livestream and started spilling everything. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Piker legal saga, why the far left has always been allowed to play by different rules, and what it means that Elon’s baby mama ended up on a communist’s livestream giving away hoodies.

Also: A meditation on Podcastistan, the nihilistic slop economy, and why livestreams are the laziest form of entertainment ever invented. Here Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

New Plague Or Nothing Burger?

A deadly virus is spreading around the globe. Health officials are scrambling to keep it contained. We’ve seen this movie before and we did not enjoy it.

But this time it’s a virus with a 40% mortality rate. Bridget Phetasy walks us through the hantavirus outbreak, how people are reacting to a potential Pandemic: The Sequel when our trust in our institutions is already shattered, and why the World Cup could be the accelerator event to a catastrophe.

Are any of us actually ready to do this again? Definitely not. Here’s more in a new episode of The Dumpster Fire.

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