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25 Mar 2026

Champagne Socialists Tour Cuba

Bridget Phetasy reacts to the ultimate irony of “Champagne Socialists” vacationing in the poverty-stricken ruins of Cuba while praising the system that broke it.

Meanwhile, back in the states, Afroman is turning a botched police raid into a viral marketing masterpiece. It’s a tale of two worlds that proves one thing: Whether you’re a communist tourist or a rapper with a lemon pound cake, capitalism always wins in the end. Here’s more from Phetasy iu her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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13 Mar 2026

Gay Face-Bashing Content

Bridget Phetasy goes on a journey down the Internet’s weirdest rabbit holes, so you don’t have to. After seeing the new “Clavicular” trailer at New York Fashion Week, she’s convinced we’ve officially entered the American Psycho era of masculinity.

From young men obsessing over bone structure like it’s a full-time job to the rise of the “Male Kardashians,” Bridget explains why most women would still rather date Shane Gillis than a guy who thinks his collarbones are a personality trait. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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12 Mar 2026

Mostly Peaceful Pipe Bombs

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the “headline surgery” of the New York Times after an attempted terrorist attack in New York City. From renaming pipe bombs to “smoking jars of metal” to the media’s desperate attempt to avoid the “T-word,” Bridget exposes why you don’t hate the media enough. Here’s her new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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08 Mar 2026

Feminists For Forced Hijab

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the “breathtaking circular logic” of American progressive women who are mourning the dismantling of a theocratic regime.

From TikTokers calling for the “Death of America” to the silence of feminists regarding actual patriarchy, Bridget asks why liberal women are more afraid of “Islamophobia” than a regime that hangs women for showing their hair. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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21 Feb 2026

An Unexpected Political Beef

MAHA is furious with MAGA today and Bridget Phetasy whips out her RFK Jr. impression. There’s plenty more in Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

MAHA is furious with MAGA today and Bridget whips out her RFK Jr. impression.

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29 Jan 2026

Ground Zero For Civil War 2.0?

Minnesota is apparently ground zero for the start of civil war 2.

How many times must I ask you all to stop murdering so we can get back to jokes? Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

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24 Jan 2026

Europe, You’re Fired!

A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald’s and now he’s speaking at Davos.

The European mind can’t comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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22 Jan 2026

The Master Rage Baters

As anti-ICE protests rage on in Minneapolis following the death of Rene Good, former CNN anchor Don Lemon joins a mob of protesters as they flooded into a church during their Sunday service.

To say the least, Democrats are falling for Communist propaganda. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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25 Dec 2025

My Favorite Things

Bridget Phetasy explains a few of her favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media. Here’s more on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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12 Dec 2025

It’s The End of The World…

Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar.

Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity.

And a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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