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Helping Your Business Go Broke!
Do you own a business that is making too much money? If so, you need the Woke Corporate Consultants! We will help introduce all the woke virtue signals that your business needs to lose market share! More from AwakenwithJP, with a guest appearance by Brent Pella.
Disney Could Be Destroyed
It’s simply ‘left-wing propaganda’ that Governor Ron DeSantis’ crackdown on Disney World privileges in Florida ultimately will hurt taxpayers, Bill O’Reilly tells Glenn Beck.
In fact, Disney gets what it deserves, he says. Because while company executives continue to proclaim woke and inclusive messages, the park’s insane price gauging prevents an average family of four from visiting.
The Disney brand may be destroyed forever, O’Reilly says, but there IS some good news: Disney’s new reality may be proof that the American people FINALLY are taking a ‘ferocious’ stand against the woke left.
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who is about to leave her post to join MSNBC, broke down in tears describing her angst over the actions of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and the passage of the Parental Rights Act. It stops teachers from discussing sexuality with young children. Psaki said the bill uses children as weapons, and then began weeping. “And they’re doing that in a way that is harsh and cruel to a community of kids.” More from Lori Colley.
Woke Netflix Implodes!!!
Wall Street gets shocked as perhaps the single most woke company on the planet implodes! In this video, we’re going to look at the astonishing loss in market value suffered by Netflix. We’re going to see why people like Elon Musk are blaming their implosion on wokeism. And stick with me to the very end of this video when I’ll reveal precisely why the backlash against wokeism has indeed finally crushed Netflix. You are NOT going to want to miss this! More from Steve Turley.
Outtayerdaminde
Some sample lyrics from Outtayerdaminde by Five Times August:
"Oh my, heavy times Everybody's angry, living lies And you broke joke woke folk Think you're gonna save the day You've gone outtayerdaminde, kids Nobody cares about what you say."
Become A Woke Celebrity!
Ever wonder how to become a woke celebrity? Well becoming a mainstream celebrity has never been easier. With these easy to follow steps, you too can rise to the sewer system of being a woke mainstream celebrity! More from AwakenwithJP.
Stern: An Eye For An Eye
After the rattling leftist barrage against Joe Rogan, Howard Stern is beginning to feel the panic. Could the woke idiots behind cancel culture now be gunning for Stern? More from The Salty Cracker.
