Man Hand
French President Emmanuel Macron publicly slapped in his face by his “wife.”
Just who’s got the man hands in the Macron family? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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Arrest O’Clock!
A U.S Representative committed assault, both physical and verbal, against agents from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The Representative, a New Jersey Democrat by the name of LaMonica McIver, told the agents “I touch whoever I want motherfuckers.”
Looks to us like McIver is cruising for a …jail term. At the minimum, this fat leftist needs a muzzle slapped on her dirty mouth! Here is more from The Salty Cracker.
Liberals Haul Out Tank Division
Leftists are getting desperate. Here, watch as a member of the liberal Tank Division assails an elderly MAGA couple in a Mexican restaurant.
The couple’s big crime: They went out in public adorned with MAGA caps.
Meanwhile, they are attacked by a deranged and chunky bitch, wearing gear depicting the psycho Luigi Mangione, who murdered a health care CEO in cold blood. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Whoops: Lefties Strike Again!
A deranged lefty keys a Rivian truck trying to hurt Elon Musk. Rivian is not at all associated with Musk.
These electric trucks came out of a line developed since 2009 by R.J. Scaringe, and now manufactured by a public company, owned primarily by Amazon and Volkswagen.
So strike another blow for the blind idiocy of the left. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Chicago’s War Zone
Welcome to the Hood! Dunkin Donuts in Chicago puts everything behind bullet proof glass. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Hands Off
The Hands Off protesters turned out across the nation over the weekend.
What a bunch of CIA transplants and smelly goofballs — ugly, mentally ill weirdos. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Nice — And Iced — Baby!
The manaic who encouraged people to shoot at ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agents has now been arrested.
“Shoot at ICE agents on sight. That’s right. If ICE agents are trying to take you or a loved one, shoot them on sight,” TikTok user belal_donq said in his video.
Turns out belal_donq is actually a fellow by the name of Rob King, a resident of the Dallas suburb of McKinney, and now he’ll be king of his own cellblock. Kristi Noem, Director of the Department of Homeland Security, ordered his arrest after his inflammatory TikTok. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Ask Frederick: He Found Out
Am idiotic lefty is going to get 20 years in prison for setting two Teslas on fire. Cooper Frederick, 24, of Fort Collins, Colo., faces two felony charges for firebombing a Tesla dealership in Loveland, Colorado.
All we can say: Let’s hope Frederick has got a good supply of Crisco for those cold prison nights! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Smack Down
Tim Walz says he can beat up MAGA voters so the wrestler Kane offers to fight him. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Musical Goddess Self-Deports
First Tom Hanks, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O’Donnell left the country. Now, we have a virtual musical goddess, Courtney Love, who has gotten the hell out of America, citing the re-election of President Donald Trump.
Love, the former lover of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and leader of her own band Hole, has dragged her carcass off to Great Britain. Another who has left recently: Tom Ford, the fashion designer who has bought a luxury property outside London. Ford previously lived in New Mexico in a secluded mansion close to Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
