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Amy Barrett Vs. The Idiot People

On the eve of the historic Senate Judiciary Committee’s vote on the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the U.S. Supreme Court, political commentator and satirist Andrew Klavan tees off on some of the stupidest people in America, aka our Democrat Senators–specifically those on the hearing’s panel.

In the running for the top lamebrain award, Klavan says, are Hawaii Sen. Mazie Hirono, Rhode Island’s Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse and New Jersey’s Sen. Cory Booker. The mentally challenged trio uttered perhaps the most outlandish questions in the final round of their cross examination of ACB.

Hirono, who once told men in the committee chamber to shut up while she slandered then-nominee Brett Kavanaugh, attacked ACB for using the phrase sexual preference, saying it implied sexuality was a choice and is an offensive term. Huh? Even more amazing, Merriam Webster Dictionary, as if receiving direct orders from its Deep State daddy, concurred with Hirono, changing the definition overnight to include her sentiment.

Whitehouse spewed his corporate dark-money conspiracy on Barrett, suggesting her nomination was a result of this ridiculous theory. Thankfully, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz immediately debunked the wild discourse, pointing out that a major portion of dark money from these very corporations was donated to Democrat campaigns.

Later in the hearing, when ACB was asked about the George Floyd incident and condemned white supremacy, Spartacus himself, Corey Booker, took the opportunity to thank her and attack President Trump at the same time. Disgusting.

After analyzing the comments, Klavan awarded the Stupid Democrat Crown to Whitehouse. “I’m embarrassed by our Democrat Senators, because they are the stupidest and meanest bunch of clowns and animals I’ve have ever seen gathered together in one place,” he says. Tune in to hear more of his anger and satire, his thoughts on the Biden-Burisma allegations and Nancy Pelosi’s clash with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.