In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy breaks down South Park’s genius moments including Randy’s creepy ChatGPT pillow talk, Cartman’s failed electric car suicide with Butters, and that unforgettable AI video of naked Trump with his talking penis.
She explores how the episode uses Trump-as-Saddam Hussein, Jesus returning via lawsuit settlement, and ends with South Park paying Trump millions while liberals applaud an episode that’s roasting them, too.
Mission accomplished: The Prince of Darkness, Satan, is holding a press conference where he has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back. What could possibly go wrong? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
“A page of prophetic history turned in May of 1948,” says Max Lucado about living in what he calls “the fourth quarter.” “Wars and rumors of wars,” the encircling of Israel by her enemies, and the way our world seems to have turned upside down may be the “birth pains of the tribulation.” But Max says we have no need to fear, because “if you want to know the end, go to the beginning,” and Max takes Glenn Beck all the way back to the bliss of the Garden of Eden.
In a conversation about AI, transgenderism, the startling rate of teen suicide, and the rise of the antichrist, Max manages to focus on the hope of a millennial kingdom where “Satan is bound and Christ is crowned.”
Glenn asks Max to convince him of a pre-tribulation rapture and for his best advice for resisting the “mark of the beast.” After discussing the Olympic opening ceremonies, the pair consider the near-assassination of Donald Trump and how God “doesn’t exist to make a big deal about America,” but we do exist to make a big deal about God.
What’s really in the secret Vatican archives? We know there are over 52 miles of shelves with miles upon miles of books, over 35,000 volumes of catalogs, and at least 12 centuries worth of documents. But what else is secretly hidden deep within the walls of Vatican City?
There are whispers of everything from pieces of UFO spacecraft and evidence of aliens to a portrait of Jesus that was painted when he was alive to documentation of Jesus’ missing years. Some say the Vatican knows the truth about the Holy Grail, the whereabouts of the lost Ark of the Covenant, the “Grand Grimoire” or Devil’s Bible—and even information about Satan himself.
Last week, Edge of Wonder talked about the Vatican’s alleged secret time machine, the Chronovisor, which reportedly saw Jesus. In this episode, Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts dive even deeper.
Satan has his hands busy, trying to persuade Democrats and leftists to tine down the evil. They just can’t surrender to the light side. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Laugh all you want, but late night television was tailor-made for Satanists. Doesn’t matter if you’re talking about Stephen Colbert or Jimmy Fallon, Howard Stern or Jimmy Kimmel, they’ve always got room for Satan or Satan’s followers.
Ever notice Hillary Clinton’s death-defying appearances on these late-night TV shows? Here’s more from Mark Dice.
Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, he recently returned from a family vacation to Japan, where he was shocked at how clean all of the cities were. No junkies throwing discarded needles onto the back alleys. No bandits looting the stores or homeless vagrants shitting in the streets.
Who wants to tell Kimmel? He’s one of the chief mouthpieces for the Democrats, who transformed California from a Golden State into America’s ugliest and most vile cesspool.
A pox on you, Kimmel! A pox on all the filthy leftists behind defunding the police and defiling our cities. Here’s more from Paul Joseph Watson.
Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early.
Despite his 6,000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can’t keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
