Trump Orders Birthday Dinner
President Donald Trump goes to McDonald’s to celebrate his birthday dinner. Here’s a new parody impersonation from Shawn Farash, with a tip of the cap to Chris Christie.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “McDonald’s”
Europe, You’re Fired!
A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald’s and now he’s speaking at Davos.
The European mind can’t comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
You Are Being Programmed
How do the powers that be use magick to brainwash children and lead them astray? Here, we revisit the teachings of the Satanist Aleister Crowley and show how they have been used to indoctrinate children through sorcery and witchcraft, often embedded in advertising. Here’s more from A Call for An Uprising.
Outraged Starbucks’ Demands
Amid allegations of mistreatment of Starbucks employees, the baristas have taken matters into their own hands to demand fair treatment and a living wage. Here are their demands. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Fool Us Once
Will Kamala Harris go back to stripping when she loses the Presidency? Does a Democrat lie, cheat and steal?
You know the answer before you’ve even heard the question. For instance:
What happens when you marry populism with the 2nd Amendment? The Beatles hummed the refrain: “Happiness is a warm gun.”
Here’s more from Joe Dan Gorman on Intellectual Froglegs.
Minorities Abandon Kamala
The Harris-Walz campaign appears to be in a heap of trouble after the most recent USA Today/Suffolk poll shows the Democrats struggling in major voting demographics.
The Official ACLJ team reveals that the Harris-Walz ticket is in a freefall with Latino and Black voters, dropping at least 20 percent in both demographics from Joe Biden’s 2020 numbers. Jordan Sekulow and colleagues have more on the collapse, plus a report on Florida’s lawsuit against the Biden Administration for refusing to help remove non-citizens from voting rolls, Lizzo’s comments about Detroit and the mainstream media’s ongoing meltdown over President Trump working at McDonald’s.
Leftists Get Fried Over Trump
Former President Donald Trump pulled off a masterful troll against the leftists by working as a French fry chef at a McDonald’s in a suburb of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only did the leftists come out steaming, but they did so in such a way that demonstrated just how detached they are from the everyday “working” man.
Not only will lots of current and former McDonald’s workers now vote for Trump, but plenty more blue-collar workers everywhere, and especially in the valuable state of Pennsylvania. Who’s voting for Kamala Harris? Pedophiles and pricks! Here’s more from Paul Joseph Watson.
She Fixed The Border
Kamala Harris fixed America’s Southern border. Now, she’s fixing some Taco Bell for Mark Cuban. Here’s more from the United Spot.
Liz Cheney Will Take Your Order
The former Republican reprobate is now as an automated order taker at McDonald’s. The pay’s not great, but she enjoys the company — commiserating with the likes of Anthony Fauci and former CNN host Brian Stelter. Here’s more from The United Spot.
