Call Me Stormy

They’re Coming For Your Guns

Lower the American flag to half mast and raise the false flag high and with pride, because there’s been yet another mass shooting on U.S. soil. And that doesn’t sit well with Whatsherface, who asks, “Does anybody smell bullshit? Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times and it’s probably a white guy!”

As Rahm Emmanuel once told President Obama, “Never let a good crisis go to waste.” After the media failed in spectacular fashion by identifying the perpetrator of the mass shooting in Boulder, Colo., as a white man, they decided to double down. When it was revealed the perpetrator was in fact a Syrian refugee with ISIS sympathies, the shameless media didn’t issue apologies for their condemnation of an entire race. They just claimed he was in fact white. Perhaps reality is something the media exists outside of.

That narrative of him being a white man didn’t last long, though, as it was just damage control for their incompetent “reporting,” and when one narrative is no longer relevant, they simply move to the next bullet on their narrative checklist–it’s the guns! And that’s when President Biden moved immediately to the gun-control mantra.

So what’s wrong with disarming the people for their own safety? Whatsherface says ask the 1 million Armenians after they were disarmed, but before they were genocided, or the 2 million Cambodians who were killed by Pol Pot, or the 24 million Russians killed by Stalin. Here’s more with Whatsherface.