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Where’d The Sunshine Go?

Insane amounts of fraud are being exposed all over the country. Commifornia is back doing Commiefornia shit.

Karen Bass is under fire for allegedly “watering down” the Palisades fire report. Kamala is back being drunk and, well, we aren’t really sure what’s she’s doing. And Gavin Newsom is lying about high speed rail again. Here’s more from Bridget Phetrasy in a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Ground Zero For Civil War 2.0?

Minnesota is apparently ground zero for the start of civil war 2.

How many times must I ask you all to stop murdering so we can get back to jokes? Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Europe, You’re Fired!

A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald’s and now he’s speaking at Davos.

The European mind can’t comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

The Master Rage Baters

As anti-ICE protests rage on in Minneapolis following the death of Rene Good, former CNN anchor Don Lemon joins a mob of protesters as they flooded into a church during their Sunday service.

To say the least, Democrats are falling for Communist propaganda. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Can Men Get Pregnant?

The U.S. Supreme Court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other.

A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID!

Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Would You Bet Against Jesus?

Americans are literally betting on everything these days.

Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus? Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

LARP Around And Find Out

The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting.

One involves people who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime. The second set involves people who are LARPing that they are. Here’s more in a new episode of Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Men Love War

We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants.

So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches!

Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

The Titanic Was An Inside Job

It’s a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes.

Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn’t The Californian respond?

Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol’ Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb? Here’s more in a repeat Dumpster Fire from the Phetasy vaults,

Return Of The Woo-Girl

Bridget Phetasy takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one. Here’s a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.

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