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Dump That Melted Our Brains

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, host Bridget Phetasy dives into the Epstein files while trying not to lose her mind completely.

From 3 million redacted emails to every industry defending their connections to a convicted trafficker, Bridget processes how we’re all living in a reality designed by elite pedophiles while she’s just trying to hit 10,000 steps.

She breaks down the absurdity of caring about culture wars when Satan-worshiping billionaires run everything, Trump’s upcoming alien revelations, and why being a basic NPC logging calories might be the sanest position right now.

Where’d The Sunshine Go?

Insane amounts of fraud are being exposed all over the country. Commifornia is back doing Commiefornia shit.

Karen Bass is under fire for allegedly “watering down” the Palisades fire report. Kamala is back being drunk and, well, we aren’t really sure what’s she’s doing. And Gavin Newsom is lying about high speed rail again. Here’s more from Bridget Phetrasy in a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Are You In The Epstein Files?

I spent the weekend freebasing the Epstein Files.

If the goal was to turn everyone in schizophrenics, congratulations, they succeeded.

Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Can Men Get Pregnant?

The U.S. Supreme Court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other.

A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID!

Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Would You Bet Against Jesus?

Americans are literally betting on everything these days.

Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus? Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

LARP Around And Find Out

The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting.

One involves people who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime. The second set involves people who are LARPing that they are. Here’s more in a new episode of Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

Men Love War

We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants.

So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches!

Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

The Titanic Was An Inside Job

It’s a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes.

Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn’t The Californian respond?

Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol’ Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb? Here’s more in a repeat Dumpster Fire from the Phetasy vaults,

Return Of The Woo-Girl

Bridget Phetasy takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one. Here’s a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.

There’s Lead In The Aqueducts

It’s a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes.

How did the plebs feel about Caesar’s death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she’d been hotter?

Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a relaunch of a historical edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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