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We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants.

So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches!

Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

The Titanic Was An Inside Job

It’s a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes.

Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn’t The Californian respond?

Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol’ Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb? Here’s more in a repeat Dumpster Fire from the Phetasy vaults,

Return Of The Woo-Girl

Bridget Phetasy takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one. Here’s a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.

There’s Lead In The Aqueducts

It’s a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes.

How did the plebs feel about Caesar’s death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she’d been hotter?

Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a relaunch of a historical edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Holly, Jolly Dumpster World

Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget Phetasy to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026.

It’s a Dumpster Fire/Normal World crossover henceforth to be known as Dumpster World.

 

Trump Derangement Syndrome

No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.

Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.

Surreal World D.C.

This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content…

Find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC! Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy in a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

Is AI Making Us Dumber?

Happy birthday to ChatGPT. It’s an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms.

Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan. AI psychosis is getting crazy. And Uncle Ted was right about everything. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

She’s Ready To Hibernate

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, host Bridget Phetasy confesses she’s completely checked out and ready to hibernate. From doom scrolling addiction to wanting to be a Pilates wife, she gets real about why 2025 has fried everyone’s brains.

She breaks down the culture war fatigue, why life offline is actually okay, and introduces “Dumpster Fire Life” as a lighter way to get through the holidays without losing your mind.

Fake Americans Destroy Us

This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online.

And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise. Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of Dumpster Fire.

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