Woke Jesus Returns
Woke Jesus is back with a new collection of socialist teachings for your edification. Listen and be inspired. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “Jesus Christ”
President Trump’s Talking Penis
In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy breaks down South Park’s genius moments including Randy’s creepy ChatGPT pillow talk, Cartman’s failed electric car suicide with Butters, and that unforgettable AI video of naked Trump with his talking penis.
She explores how the episode uses Trump-as-Saddam Hussein, Jesus returning via lawsuit settlement, and ends with South Park paying Trump millions while liberals applaud an episode that’s roasting them, too.
Peter Walks On Water
Brian Coyne mostly creates parody songs, but here’s a different kind of original, where Brian tells the story of Peter walking on water—and how we all face our own moments of doubt, fear, and the need for faith.
Inspired by Matthew’s Gospel, “Leap of Faith” connects the Biblical moment on the Sea of Galilee with the struggles we all face today: addiction, broken relationships and fear of the unknown.
What’s On Surface Of Mars?
The Future Forecasters Group returns with the incredible Rabbit Hole team, led by legendary remote viewer Daz Smith. This episode features some of the most talented and experienced remote viewers in the world, diving into the most compelling mysteries in human history.
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We kick things off with insights about the surface of Mars—what’s really there, and what remote viewing has revealed.
Then we journey into one of the most mysterious relics of all time: the Shroud of Turin. You’ll hear surprising revelations that may challenge conventional narratives and open the door to deeper questions. Here’s more from Sarah Westall on Business Game Changers.
Noah’s Ark Found In Turkey
Has Noah’s Ark finally been found? New compelling evidence emerged which could prove that the structure in Mount Ararat in Turkey, which many people have claimed to be Noah’s Ark, might actually be Noah’s Ark after new samples of “Ancient wood” were found and dated.
If true, it would prove what historian Ron Wyatt has been claiming for decades after he said he found not only traces of wood but Fences from Noah’s farm, Anchor Stones from Noah’s Ark, and even Tombs with Tombstones of Noah and his wife.
In other Biblical news, people are also saying they are having miraculous healing after visiting Jesus’ Garden Tomb in Jerusalem along with Jesus’ footprints reportedly found. What do all of these findings mean? Join us, Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts on this Edge of Wonder live as we uncover all of this and more.
Where Was Jesus Really Buried?
Christians and archaeologists have long debated where the tomb of Jesus Christ was located. Some, like the Catholic and Orthodox churches, believes the Church of the Holy Sepulchre houses Christ’s tomb.
But others, including many Protestants, argue that the nearby Garden Tomb is the real location. Glenn Beck, who leaned towards the Garden Tomb theory, speaks with Baptist pastor and New Testament scholar Jeremiah Johnston, who (to Glenn’s surprise) sides with the Catholics on this issue.
Johnston explains why he believes the evidence is clear: The Church of the Holy Sepulchre marks the true location of Christ’s crucifixion, burial and resurrection.
Is Time Travel Real?
The White House admitted they can time travel, and Jeff Bezos’ latest Blue Origin space flight had a celebrity passenger, Katy Perry.
In a bombshell report, the White House published a speech by Science Advisor to the President Michael Kratsios, who mentioned that the U.S. government has the technology to “manipulate time and space.” This raised many questions, as once-theoretical ideas of quantum energy and space warping could now be tangible, metaphysical technology. Could this be proof that CERN has opened portals to other dimensions, or even that free energy is available, like Nikola Tesla proposed?
What about the most important question of the week: Did Katy Perry actually go to space? Let’s discuss the eyebrow-raising facts about this unusual spaceflight.
In recognition of Easter Weekend, we also explore recent intriguing findings related to Easter, Jesus’ tomb, and the Shroud of Turin. Join Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts on a new edition of Edge of Wonder.
Satan Declares Absolute Victory
Mission accomplished: The Prince of Darkness, Satan, is holding a press conference where he has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back. What could possibly go wrong? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
History’s First Selfie
In 2022, a prize of one million dollars was promised to anyone who could recreate the Shroud of Turin. If the Shroud is a forgery, that should be a simple task. Yet, no one has accepted the challenge.
“The Shroud of Turin is the most lied about artifact in history,” says distinguished New Testament scholar, Pastor, and President of Christian Thinkers Society, Jeremiah J. Johnston, who guides Glenn Beck through a scientific, historic and theological exploration “beyond the mystery” to the “message of the Shroud.”
Discredited and marginalized as a relic only relevant to the Catholic faith, Johnston contends that the Shroud of Turin has something to offer every follower of Christ. He reveals what he believes to be the rare blood type of Jesus, the real design of the crown of thorns, and why, in his opinion, Christ was buried at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher.
Glenn Beck shares what he saw when given a behind the scenes look at the artifacts housed in the Vatican, and asks Johnston whether he is concerned about the AI recreation of the face of Christ. Not only may the Shroud of Turin provide a deeper understanding of the crucifixion, but does it also miraculously uncover the exact moment of Christ’s resurrection? Find out in this paradigm shattering episode of the Glenn Beck Podcast.
Noble Lineage Of Jesus Christ
The bloodline of Jesus traced through the Odinic and Davidic Dynasties of Europe. Here’s more from Robert Sepehr, author and anthropologist.
